"That's it, she's HOOKED! Want to fix that? No? I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity., 4. Wanna play carnival? Lets meet up You bring your beaker, and Ill bring my stirring rod., 2. There are ten-thousand neurons in the end of my member and I want you to get every one of them firing. Would you like to add a new bone to your anatomy? As long as I have a face, youll have a place to sit. My dick. 2. Shall we see if Im allergic to your juices? Just go up and introduce yourself. Try me once and if you dont like it, what have you wasted? I dont think I want your babies, but I wouldnt mind refining my baby making technique with you. My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. So do you take contactless payment or is it cash only? Sex is a killer. Actually, if I could be a clopen set in your standard topology, then I could be inside of you, outside of you, and on you all at the same time. A pickup line is a planned effort (which usually doesn't work) to start a conversation with a stranger in romantic or sexual pursuit of them.Since at least t. Lets play carpenter. What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? 41. 161. Her thoughts went from her stack of papers to her family. I can only think of Marley and me which is what everyone probably thinks of 2 u/dhk277 Apr 04 report floor approaches drink ding multi ireland diary relish wolf sharp barbi duck titos disposable calcium Do you wanna die happy?, 10. I may look like an Ewok, but Im all Wookie where it counts, baby., 1. Because I could tap you all night. 120. 49. 106. Lets have a party and invite your pants to come on down., 14. . Because youre raisin my dick. 4. They made a new color lightsaber called flesh wanna see?, 24. Why dont you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? Im jealous of your dress. You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? I have an opening you can fill., 22. Oh, youre on your period? Screw me if Im wrong but havent we met before?, 42. Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?, 11. I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in. I get a charge just from bonding with you., 6. Because you have my privates standing at attention. 139. Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet. Can you put your hair into pigtails for me? Are you flappy bird? If you place your tits on my face I bet I can guess how much they weight. Lets make love like pi; irrational and never-ending., 3. Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up? 1. 38. I can take my pants off in two seconds. 121. Is it hot in here? If you see something you feel was created by you or someone you know. Are you my appendix by any chance? The Death Star isnt the only thing that will explode tonight., 17. Do you train cats? Pick up lines are super corny, we know, but much like love, these lines are timeless. Im no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!, 36. 1. 78. Are you feeling a little down? 188. Hermoine your boobs look very heavy can I hold them for you?, 15. Its nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you., 15. Here are handpicked naughty pick up lines to say to a guy or man in 2023 if you are looking for ways how to be naughty to your crush. 47. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you by again? Favourite food when you come home drunk and horny? Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?, 36. This may seem corny, but you make me really horny. Could you give me directions to your apartment? Dont stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it., 32. Because youll be coming soon. You dont need to go to Sephora for primer with the juices Ill produce. They help us know which pages are the most and least popular and see how visitors move around the site. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you. Because youre making me want to go down. Are you a compact set? 3. Thank God I'm wearing gloves girl or you'd be too hot to handle DAYMN. No wait that might be too forward What is your dad's number? Cause Im not doing you but I definitely should be. If Im a pain in your ass We can just add more lubricant. If I was your teacher Id give you the D. 151. 5. Do you like cherries? I like my coffee how I like my woman creamed. Pickupliness excerpts for you the best and biggest collection of Malaysia n pick up lines on the entire Internet. You're sitting on the sofa in your pants, eating a slice of pizza and sipping on a cold one.One eye is on the TV and the other is on Tinder, as you swipe right for the 100th time that night.No matches in 24 hours damn that sucks.Then all of a sudden YOU HAVE A MATCH.As you sit up and wipe the pizza dust from your chest, you swipe to your messages and see the match.Kelly, 1 mile away.Sexy, VERY SEXY.Let's not screw this up.You being typing."Kelly, your face says innocent, but I need to tell you a secret that body is saying something completely different"SEND.Seconds later, you see those floating bouncing bubbles.She's replying!"Haha! #1 "Heard you like bad girls, well I'm bad at everything." Blinks instead of winking. Ill have it my way and youll be lovin it. It's ridiculous how good I am. You work at a post office? Want to make a porno? However, blocking some types of cookies may impact your experience of the site and the services we are able to offer. My nutritionist told me you are what you eat and I want to be a beautiful woman. Because if you smile, then everything about you will be perfect, and I will fall in love instantly. Hello baby! January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University. Now go to MY room!, 45. You're so sweet you're going to put Hershey's out of business. Because I want to flip you over and eat you out. Youre on my list of things to do tonight., 7. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar., 19. I chose to message you. 25. Want to go back to my place?, 12. There's a rocket ship with your name on it, and it's heading straight for my heart. What other wishes might you have? What has four legs and doesnt have the most beautiful girl on it? 7. [He: How?] Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody., 27. Dont worry, you can pay in kind. 171. Is your name Dora? What do I have to do to be your booty call?, 11. When I saw you across the crowded cantina, my crotch felt like it went through an instant carbon freeze chamber., 23. Ive been banned from playing Tapped Out. I'm a medic, I know your body better than you do! My dicks been feeling a little dead lately. How would you like to see my viridian forest, well its not really viridian., 9. 91. 8. Have we had sex before? Are you a racehorse? 3. 64. But when I saw you, I became speechless. Well, here I am. I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in? Lets play a little TSA roleplay. My beaver is dying for some wood. Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky?, 60. My bed. Your place or mine? I was wondering Do you sleep on your stomach? [He: No] Well, can I?, 24. Im good at math lets add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!, 19. Would you like to help it rest? So you need some new lines to use and youre willing to take a risk, well youre in luck because we made a juicy list of some lines to add to your arsenal. Youve been very naughty. They are cheesy and funny, and maybe they might just work for you. Hey, what's your WhatsApp/Line/Telegram? If I were on you, Id be coming too., 25. Its pretty big, but it doesnt leak., 13. Rosanna looked over the wide fields and farm yards. I might not go down in history, but Ill gladly go down on you!, 4. I'll text you on WhatsApp, we can meet this week. Babe, I want to wrap around you like some hot and spicy Chipotle burrito. Im positive, youre negative, lets get together and make a compound., 8. My face should be among them., 35. I've got the STD, all I need is U." 3. Its kind of slutty when girls give blowjobs to strangers, so lets get acquainted first shall we? Damn, it must be an hour fast, 2. What time do you get off? Ive got a mouthwash you can use any time of the day. Can I put yours in my mouth?, 55. Hey, what's your name? ('We jammin') I love every bone in my body Especially yours., 30. Because today, I have brought some 500+ pickup lines to make you laugh, cringe or make someone burp on their drink (oh, yes!). Sit on my face, and I will eat my way to your heart. Living on that large farm in the southern . Want to make a porno? If you dont want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me., 5. And the ones on your face. Are you a parking ticket? When it gets hard, just Fuck it., 14. Can you tell me what time your legs open, please? I hope you like dragons, because Ill be dragon my balls across your face tonight. As of now, that's 1 line for each agent currently in the game. 125. Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? Since distance equals velocity times time, lets let velocity and time approach infinity because I want to go all the way with you., 21. You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together!, 29. My zipper. Hell grow for you if he likes you. 185. Can you start printing out some missing person posters? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you. Great dress. Are you a haunted house? Saved at the last minute! I just popped a Viagra. "I heard you are looking for a stud. You can break them out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to break the ice with someone new. Dont let this go to your head, but do you want some?, 52. [Girl: What!?!] I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight Im gonna destroy that pussy., 13. 123. I know, you be the coffee and Ill give you some creamer for free. Id love to explore the box your virginity came in. Why dont you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?, 18. submissons by: uofmtiger Joke Generators: Click Here for a random Pick Up Line Click Here for a random Yo Mama Joke Click Here for a random Dirty Joke Because youre giving me wood. Want to make a cocktail? Girl, you must be an astromech droid, because you R2 good looking and if youre lucky, you might get the D2!, 13. Im on fire. After being gone for over four years. Youre so hot even my zipper is falling for you. No, my wand is in my other pocket. One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong? Cause your body is kickin., 36. Baby, Im like a firefighter, I find em hot and leave em wet!, 43. I'll add you on there. Here we have compiled some of the funniest Malaysian pickup lines and also the biggest fails. I forgot my password, and it keeps giving me this hint "Amanda's phone number". Dont believe me? My fridge is full of your favorite breakfast food for when you wake up underneath me. You can unsubscribe at anytime. Ill treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!, 4. 101. Sex is a killer want to die happy?, 28. 178. Would you like to take a cold shower?, 45. Hey there, I just took some Cialis, and I have 18 hours left., 38. I might be a physics major, but Im no Bohr in bed., 11. Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free? Before we progress further, allow me to clarify the concept of the pick-up line. I almost swiped left and had a heart attack. Did you know you're the hottest Stacie on Tinder? If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? I said: Do you want to taste my drink?, 29. 50. I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my d*ck disappear., 1. 135. These cookies do notstore any personally identifiable information. Was your dad a baker? My Sims just had babies and now Im jealous. Are you a shark? I'd love to read to you some time. I usually go for 8's, but I guess I'll settle for a 10. My magical watch says youre not wearing any panties oh, you are? I can think of an activity for us to do that rhymes with muck. Coz, I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. Apparently Captain Marvel says this. Are you a sprinkler? Remember my name, because youll be screaming it later. 3) Are you a parking ticket? You know why they call me the cat whisperer? My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot., 19. 127. I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I cant., 21. We should totally meet up for a pizza and f*ck. 132. What were your other two wishes? Notice if you, your crush, and your situation relates to it. Have you got a napkin? I ought to complain to Spotify for you. You must be a yogurt because I want to spoon you., 7. A cheesy pickup line. Those boobs look very heavy can I hold them for you?, 34. Ive heard a good orgasm is good for any kind of pain. I lost my virginity. Because Im going to scream when Im in you. Ive been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan., 22. There are various things you can say to pick up girls. 52. We should do it together sometime!, 9. 14. Ill flip a coin. Cause Im gonna put my warm balls on your face weather you like it or not., 6. Are you a RARE CANDY? I may not look like much, but Ive got it where it counts, kid., 29. #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 I guarantee you've NEVER had a cuddler like me before. When I saw you, I lost my tongue. You're always off to a good start if you can make them laugh. 100. Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse?, 20. Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. The large bell tower of Rebellio. 53 How I Met Your Mother Pick Up Lines by Barney Barney Stinson is the top womanizer in the TV hit show How I Met Your Mother. You make me NP-hard, but I have an algorithm for you to approach me., 30. Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs., 21. Specific to their language, culture, and upbringing, traditional versions may not be the same as those used today. 77. You're so hot; you make the sun envious. 108. Do you work for UPS? Are you a farmer? Because youre gonna choke a lot on this dick., 11. Because Id love to tap that ass. I need a place to stay, because you're so hot you burnt my house down. 87. Go to my room!, 48. 111. A Joint Family. Hey, just finished 629 pushups, pretty tired. What's in this Guide Chapter 1 What are pickup lines? 19. You look like a really hard worker. if (year<1900) {year+=1900} document.write(year); You need to read the last point again, just kidding. How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? When they're not creepy, they're so corny that they warrant an eye roll so gloriously dramatic, sarcastic, and spiteful that the shame-stink of it will haunt you forever, like the spray of a skunk. See also: line . . Tonight. Do you need a running partner? Can you do telekinesis? 13. "You're attractive and I'm attractive. You'll be surprised at how well it works. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty. Do you like jigsaw puzzles? I dont have a unicorn horn right now. I am hot, wet and ready for visitors., 21. I named my dick the truth cause bitches cant handle it!, 23. 74. Do you like differential geometry? Can I put yours in my mouth? Because you're too hot. Can I watch? Im not into watching sunsets, but Id love to see you go down. Thats a nice smile. Id like to use your thighs as earmuffs. [He: !!!] 2. [shakes head in disgust] You're so pretty you actually made me forget my terrible pick-up line. Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed., 15. Funny & Hilarious (But Still Dirty) Pick Up Lines Choose One From Examples Below 1. Most guys on Tinder do not stand a chance. Are you a doctor? Wasnt I supposed to eat you somewhere?, 8. Im the opposite of an Elf. [Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl.] Because you just gave me a raise. Direct gambits- involves honesty and getting straight to the point (e.g., "Although I'm usually shy, I'd like to know you.") Innocuous gambits- involves hiding one's true intentions (e.g., "what's your view of that band.") The study revealed that women prefer innocuous pick-up lines. If you dont want to have sex after that, we wont., 24. Want to taste my dick? What does a Marley order at Mcdonalds? Is that a keg in your pants? 75. Im conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Theyare usually only set in response to actions made by you which amount to a request for services, suchas setting your privacy preferences, logging in or filling in forms. 102. Want to ride my broomstick?, 2. Feel my shirt. Ill show you tonight., 19. Today is your lucky day. Theres an awful lot of moisture in here., 25. Are you from the Hoenn Region? 129. Im wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it wont kiss off?, 19. 18. Lets play a game; Ill be the trampoline and you can bounce on me. Because I know some good karma-sutra positions. 6. Would you like a jacket? I have 4% battery remaining. Dont worry I can get you grunting in no time., 1. Pickup lines are a tricky business. So, don't wait and just pick your favorite Pick Up Lines and share with someone. There's a reward for your capture up in heaven ya know. The Trojans loved Helen so much they jumped into a horse; I love you so much I wanna jump into a Trojan., 30. Phew! Cuz my balls are at the ready!, 21. You are either a sphere or a donut, decide!, 49. "I'm not used to approaching strangers but your smile invited me to talk to you.". Your so fine you make the Weierstrass function and Brownian motion differentiable., 39. Your ass is so tight I want to crack my nuts on it. 68. [To a scientist] Hey, can I put my Bunsen In your air-hole?, 20. 15. I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. Then its a good thing its daytime., 31. 33. The following Cute Pick-Up Lines have been . Because youve made a part of me move without even touching it. If you do not allow these cookies or scripts it is possible that embedded video will not function as expected. I must have missed the slippery when we sign when I was walking towards you. J'ai pas l'habitude d'aborder des inconnus mais ton sourire m'a invit venir te parler. These are 100% fail-proof.Note: Aggressive openers work on the girls who are ready to bang, which is about 20%. So I hear you are the Head Girl of your house, 3. Do you like to draw? She could see the smokestacks of the factory district. Lets go to your place and love each other until my dick falls in your pussy., 44. a six-pack). Girl, we go together so well. Cause I got the STD and all I need is U. Below, 16 smooth pickup lines the women of Reddit say won them over. And please don't say "the gym.". Just to be clear, were both heading for the same bed tonight, right? How do you like your eggs and sausage in the morning? Your bra doesnt look like it fits, do you want to try the free fitting service back at my place? When How I Met Your Mother was in its heyday, the show had managed to convince fans that Barney Stinson was a true ladies' man. Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically., 17. I'm sure you can inhale the chloroform. Take that for what you will. Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed. 27. "On our first date, my now-husband asked if he could put his hand in mine to ' see if they fit properly .' You be the numerator, and I will be the denominator, so both of us can reduce to the simplest form., 2. What do you call Bob Marley, Ziggy Marley, Damian Marley and Ky-Mani Marley? Youll be WEEZING after Im done with you., 33. I hear Filch has lots of chains in his office, wanna try them out?, 16. Sorry, it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast. Youre going to have that body the rest of your life, and I just want it for one night., 12. 3. Want to come back to my place and do the Box-Cox transformation?, 53. 7. Is there a cell phone in your back pocket? ], 17. I might not be going down town later, but hopefully I'll be going down on you. That dress looks great on you as a matter of fact, so would I. 43. Because Id love to spread them. Or is it just our bond that is forming?, 30. 125 Best Tinder & Bumble Pick Up Lines That Are Funny, Cute and Totally Flirty Up your online dating game with these sweet one-liners. I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I cant., 8. 115. I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you., 23. You, however. You strip, and Ill poke you., 48. A choice for everybody, really! My night would be perfect if you cum with me., 41. Are you looking for a good amount of pickup lines. 157. Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? Do you want to see my venomous tentacula?, 22. Are you a math teacher? 33. Hey girl, Im a fully-fledged meteorologist and somethings telling me youre in for a few inches tonight. Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight. My mouth is just aching for your tongue., 20. But it can be difficult to muster the courage to walk over to the girl you like, let alone try and figure out how to talk to girls. He had a pot belly. 73. 81. 65. Is there a mirror in your pocket? March 20, 2022 Dating Choose Marvel pick up lines powerful as Infinity Stones to wipe out guards protecting their hearts. Because you've got "fine" written all over you. Everyone prefers a sprint to a marathon, so do you feel like coming to mine for a quick one? Lets make like the pages of this guidebook and get under the covers., 28. so our main focus is on cute pickup lines, funny pick up lines, cheesy pick up lines, corny pickup lines, clever pickup lines, bad pick up lines, worst pick up lines, sweet pickup lines, and this list is . Do you have pet insurance? Anatomy Related Pick-Up Lines. Roses are red, and so are your lips. We barely know each other, but lets practice having sex anyway., 35. Oh reaaalllly? You are so selfish! 62. They say it's the happiest place on earth,. I never become emotionally involved; everything is just physical., 27. Want to see? Can I watch?, 5. Call me parabola, Cause theres a conic section in my pants., 55. 67. Having trouble getting any replies to your cut and paste "Hey, how's it going?" Thats okay; pirates arent afraid to sail the Red Sea., 29. The familiar buildings started to pop up in the distance. Have you ever slept with a [use the color of your hair]? They seem to be stuck on you! Baby my symplectic width might be a problem for u but dont worry., 57. 4. If you don't know them too well, use forms (masu, desu, san). Cause you sure know how to raise a cock., 44. As the title says. Cuz every time youre around my dick swells up., 33. What, you dont like pizza?, 42. I heard you are looking for a stud. Because your pussys getting smashed tonight. Hey, you wanna do a 68? [Girl: How?] I'm going to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Why dont you let me go down on you? 154. How many drinks will it take for you to sit on my face? So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?, 19. I believe youll find my Hardy-Littlewood quite maximal., 31. Are you into alternative therapies? 5. [Girl: No.] [Use index finger to call someone over then say] I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand., 35. Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet., 20. 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If you do not allow these cookies and scripts, we will not know when you have visited our site. I dont like the wine here much, but I would definitely like you trying to make me moan., 58. He did make good on this assumption most of the time, but his path was . What's a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number? You know, if I were you, Id have sex with me. Agree by clicking, 191+ Cheesy & Corny Pick Up Lines for Guys. What's your number? Can you do telekinesis?