Nine hours in bed. I thought Id throw her a bone, you know. Like Adele? Youre trying to tell me that this whole time, you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative?Drax:You look exactly alike!Rocket:*Ones blue! Im a cat burglar.Dave:You mean youre a pussy.Scott Lang:Yeah., Scott Lang:Hey, look what I have for you. And so, we have done the monumental task of collating ALL the funniest lines from the Marvel movies here today, so that you can read through and have a chuckle while being reminded of the best moments. Can I go show my friends?, Scott Lang:Maggie, I tell you this as a friend, and as the first love of my life, your fianc is an ass-hat.Maggie Lang:Hes not an ass-hat.Paxton:Hey, watch your language. And whats your name, huh? Inspirational quotes and heartfelt graduation sayings perfect for honoring your 2023 grad, whether it's middle school, high school, college, or a doctorate. Stephen Strange:1975, Beautiful Loser, side A. Yeah. - Jeff Foxworthy. While his journey to meet the Ancient One and master magic wasnt hilarious in itself, there were still moments to make us chuckle. Subscribe. Do you understand?, Ebony Maw:Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.Tony Stark:Yeah, but the kids seen more movies. As far as your nanny cops know, youre still at home. . Youre a dude. Bono Eminem., Wong:What do you want, Strange?Dr. John Wooden Graduation Quote #3: Always wear your thinking cap with your party shoes. Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. There is no passion to be found in playing small, in settling for a life that is. These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Age of Ultron. A Full List of WandaVision Filming Locations! 9. This is a whole new level of weird, and I dont feel inclined to step away from it. Surtur:You have made a grave mistake, Odinson.Thor:I make grave mistakes all the time. Thor:No, I didnt ride the hammer. Time loops! Marvel Quotes. The best part of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 might be baby Groot, but the clever quips certainly come in second. Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did." Tony Stark 7. *Peter Quill:No, hes not my father! [Stark rolls his eyes, while Captain America looks proud of himself]Steve Rogers:I understood that reference., Tony Stark:You should come by Stark Tower sometime. Youre Spider-Boy?Peter Parker:S-Spider-Man.Tony Stark:Not in that onesie, youre not.Peter Parker:Its not a onesie., [to TChalla/Black Panther] Sam Wilson:So you like cats?Steve Rogers:SamSam Wilson:What? Its a leisure vessel.Bruce Banner:What?Valkyrie:The Grandmaster uses it for his good times: orgies and stuff.Bruce Banner:Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?Thor:Yeah. "Worrying means you suffer twice.". [aware of Steve's new size] "I thought you were smaller." James 'Bucky' Barnes 6. Give me a hand, will you? [gives Thor an eyeball]Thor:Whats this?Rocket Raccoon:Whats it look like? Thor:Noobmaster. Were killing you first!Rocket:Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name., [Yondu removes a leaf-shaped ornament from his suit and shows it to Groot]Yondu:The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it. Im the boss, Im the boss, Im the boss. Were more optimistic, yes. [Cassie pulls out a Hideous Rabbit]Hideous Rabbit:Youre my bestest friend!Paxton:What is that thing?Cassie Lang:Hes so ugly! [Peter nods]Tony Stark:And definitely dont do anything I wouldnt do. [Peter looks confused]Tony Stark:Theres a little gray area in there and thats where you operate.Peter Parker:OhTony Stark:Alright? I have 12% of a plan - Star Lord. Here are the funniest quotes from Iron Man 2. I mean, Ive known first and Ive known longer but, its not a competition., Spider-Man:Excuse me, sir! Hank Pym:Quantum entanglement, Scott., Dr. I lost my hammer like, yesterday so thats still pretty fresh. Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! Gamora: Are you serious? Natasha Romanoff:He killed eighty people in two days. Jerry Maguire. Check these out: Were listing the films in chronological order of the events within the universe (rather than when they were released in real life), so of course, we need to start with Captain America! [starts gagging]Mantis:What are you doing?Drax:Ugh Im imagining being with you physically [continues gagging]Mantis:Drax! These are the best funny quotes from Captain America. [Thor arrives in Vanaheim to help Sif]Sif:Ive got this completely under control! Just Wong? I fix stuff., [Pepper uses a repulsor on Killian]Tony Stark:Honey?Pepper Potts:Oh my god that was really violent, Aldrich Killian:No more false faces You said you wanted the Mandarin? You have put on weight.Peter Quill:What? Shuri:The real question is WHAT ARE THOSE? Hes always like, grr smash, smash, smash. 4 / 25 PHOTO: FACEBOOK.COM/MARVELSTUDIOSCANADA Captain America on sacrifices Top 20 Iconic Avengers Quotes Funny & Witty 1. This is the last day of the first day of school. Crime-fighting Spider. - Ms. Marvel The door is more than it appears. Follow your heart/dreams. 7. As long as the light exists.Peter Quill:And, I could use the light to build cool things like, how you made this whole planet?Ego:Well, it might take you a few million years of practice before you get really good at it. I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by[Hulk flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor]The Hulk:Puny god.. Stephen Strange:[after Mordo hands him a card]Well, whats this? After the bittersweet ending of Endgame, we witness Peter Parker struggling to make sense of a world without his mentor. Hank Pym:We think when you went down there, you may have entangled with her.Scott Lang:Hank, I would never do that. Okay?Scott Lang:Oh, what language? Hammer!Darcy:Yeah, we can tell youre hammered., [Thor brings a drunken Selvig home] Jane Foster:What happened?Thor:Hes fine! Threat: Low to None.Nick Fury:That things clearly busted., Carol Danvers:Keep the Tesseract on Earth. - Sue Monk Kidd. The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." -Frigga, Avengers: Endgame Seeing Thor transform into a depressed overweight version of himself was a tough sight to see. Its cute.Natasha Romanoff:Its also bulletproof, which means private security, which means more guns, which means more headaches for somebody. 17. It just slipped out., Iron Man:And for goshs sake, watch your language!Captain America:[resigned]Thats not going away anytime soon., Clint Barton:You bet your ass!Maria Hill:Steve, he said a bad language word!Steve Rogers:[to Tony]Did you tell everyone about that?, Maria Hill:[about the Maximoffs]Hes got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. [Scott punches her hand]Hope Van Dyne:Terrible.Scott Lang:You wanna show me how to punch? The events of the second Ant-Man film coincided with what was happening in Infinity War, on a parallel storyline. Thor:The rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest among you. Oh, wait a second, its me! Theodore Roosevelt. Whats Mew-mew?, Darcy:Look! Touch it, give it a kiss.. Its about time., Grandmaster:Heres what I wanna know. 1. Youve seen this, right? What realm is this? So Castiel's dealings with humans are often hilarious, because he really doesn't know . Haha, dab! After the events of the battle of New York Tony Stark had a bit of a crisis of confidence, but that didnt stop the jokes rolling off his tongue like usual. Why do you have your toes out in my lab?TChalla:What, you dont like my royal sandals? Spider-Man follows me? After Tony Stark told the world he was Iron Man, he had to deal with the fallout in Iron Man 2. Jul 12, 2020 - Explore Lydia Schlueter's board "Graduation ideas" on Pinterest. What about that girl from accounting, Laura, Lisa?Steve Rogers:Lillian. This is gonna get weird, all right? Stephen Strange:Yeah. Wanna come?Loki:You do seem like youre in desperate need of leadership.Korg:Why, thank you!, Loki:Do you really think its a good idea to go back to earth? "If there is a will, there's a way. Thats when you [draws his finger across his throat in a cutthroat gesture]Drax:Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?Peter Quill:No, thats the symbol for slicing his throat.Drax:I would not slice his throat, I would cut his head clean off.Peter Quill:Its a general expression for you killing somebody. Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! Bye, Mr. Criminal!, Street Vendor:Hey! Where are you from?Spider-Man:[straining]Queens!Captain America:[chuckles in mild disbelief]Brooklyn!, Ant-Man:Look, I really dont want to hurt you.Black Widow:I wouldnt stress about it. Are you spying on me?Hope van Dyne:We keep tabs on all security threats, all right? Monica: "That was me.". To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted.". I mean, once. Doctor Strange Quotes "Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught." - Oscar Wilde 2. [after accepting delivery] Thank you for that! Celebrate your inner nerd with these quotes. Thor:Let me know if he bothers you again, okay? Stephen Strange:I-I-I was just doing exactly what it said in the book!Wong:And what did the book say about the dangers of performing that ritual?Dr. Let me help! Like. [pause] Please! With Taika Waititi at the helm, the tone of the third Thor movie definitely hit a comical upswing. It works every time.Loki:Its humiliating.Thor:Do you have a better plan?Loki:No.Thor:Were doing it.Loki:We are not doing Get Help. Thats what it feels like! Now, whatever the hell youre up to, do me a favor, stay out of my way.TChalla:I gave you Zemo.Everett K. Ross:Didnt I keep it under wraps that the king of a third-world country runs around in a bulletproof cat suit? College isn't the place to go for ideas. Because its really not your style, Rogers.Steve Rogers:Youre right. Hmm?Peter Quill:Im not gonna answer to Star-Munch.Rocket:I did it because I wanted to!Peter Quill:Dick., Gamora:[sceptically]A little one-inch man saved us?Rocket:Well, if he got closer, Im sure he would be much larger.Peter Quill:Its how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.Rocket:*Dont call me a racoon*!Peter Quill:Im sorry. Well, ImOdin:I know very well who you are, Jane Foster.Jane Foster:[to Thor]You told your dad about me?, Volstagg:Escorting these scoundrels is beneath us.Fandral:Nonsense, my rotund friend. Let WFH jokes and boss jokes make you laugh as you begin the next chapter of your life after . Sometimes a little too much. Its hideous, by the way. [to Tony]Never dropping that, by the way. When Jane discovered the aether she was finally reunited with Thor, and even got to visit Asgard. Thor:[referring to Lokis Horned Headpiece]You dont really want to start this again, do you, Cow?, Thor:You! And theres a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere youd like to go.Christine Everheart:You must be the famous Pepper Potts.Virginia Pepper Potts:[smiles and nods]Indeed I am.Christine Everheart:After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.Virginia Pepper Potts:I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Dr. Seuss Life, Smile, Graduation 1886 Copy quote If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. I figured we could go good cop/bad cop. No, no wounded screams mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and gout., Tony Stark:Romanoff you and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.Natasha Romanoff:Relax, showman. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother! Steve Rogers:Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so no, not really., Sam Wilson:You must miss the good old days, huh?Steve Rogers:Well, things arent so bad. Do a flip. is so slow. You know whats boring? Yondu was the guy who abducted me, kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight and kept me in terror by threatening to eat me.Ego:[shocked]Eat you?Peter Quill:Yeah.Ego:Oh, that son of a bitch!, Peter Quill:Well, you may not be mortal, but meEgo:No, Peter death will remain a stranger to both of us, as long as the light burns within the planet.Peter Quill:Im immortal?Ego:Mmm-hmm.Peter Quill:Really?Ego:Yes! [Ant-Man becomes giant]Spider-ManHoly shit! "Children want the same things we want. See the world. Stephen Strange:Its Strange.Kaecilius:Maybe. And for the graduate who appreciates a good laugh or two, share a funny graduation quote to celebrate their achievements. A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car. Lip piercing, right?Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, shes cute.Steve Rogers:Yeah, Im not ready for that., Natasha Romanoff:What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? Scott Lang:You have to take me home. Spider-Man. [Yondu hands the ornament to Groot. Come on, just give me the book.Wong:No., Wong:Hows your Sanskrit?Dr. Stephen Strange:Try me, Beyonc. I thought that you could sense that with your Peter-Tingle.Peter Parker:Please stop saying Tingle, May., Flash Thompson:[about Mysterio]Hes all right. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. Um Im Spider-Man, then., Peter Parker:Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest, or something and I eat one of you, Im sorry.Tony Stark:I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. [the Harrow takes out a building]Thor:Not a word, Loki:[aboard a Dark Elf ship]I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.Thor:[looking at the controls, clearly lost]I said how hard could it be. Angels don't do things like deal with humans, but instead, help run the heavens and keep the Earth from imploding from apocalyptic events. [Drax gestures at his chin and gut]Peter Quill:Gamora, do you think ImMantis:[sensing Thor]He is anxious, angry, he feels tremendous loss and guilt.Drax:Its like a pirate had a baby with an angel.Peter Quill:Wow.